March 2012
lovemegenie:
Close your eyes and I’ll kiss you...
parkerdarling:
Your lips like my baby pillow, torn cloth causes my face to rash, but that’s okay. I relate your attractive features to my childhood pleasures. Not looking at pornography under the guest room bed no, but falling asleep to Courage the Cowardly Dog and sweating through my sleep. Rolling on the grass in the backyard playing war with myself. You are what was good and pure and...
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
February 2012
See what your followers think of you.
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
go go go go go i’m bored lol
